Skull Candee

thanks for last night...

A cut out and keep list.

Rule #1 – Be a friend to the girl you want to date.

Rule #2 – Never hit on one of your friends.

Rule #3 – When a woman is feeling down in the dumps, give her a compliment.

Rule # 4 – NEVER compliment a woman when she’s feeling down in the dumps.

Rule #5 – It’s only ok to see other people if she says so.

Rule #6 – If she says it’s ok to see other people then it’s definitely NOT ok.

Rule #7 – When she asks about your ex-girlfriend be honest.

Rule #8 – NEVER tell the truth about your ex-girlfriends.

Rule #9 – It’s ok to spend the day down the pub with your mates if she has other plans.

Rule #10 – Always be available in case her plans get cancelled.

Follow these simple rules and you’ll surely be no closer to satisfying a woman than I am.

Lord Playstation

Is there anything more annoying than a PS3 fanboy telling you how great the free PSN network is opposed to the subscription based Xbox Live. Answer: No. But there you go. These fuckers having been clinging to the fact that the PS Network is free but can never make a better argument. Since I’ve had Xbox Live I’ve never experienced downtime or any bugs that will render my machine useless but PS3 users have been warned to NOT turn on their machine for 24 hours or suffer the consequences.

Playstation have said “We believe we have identified that this problem is being caused by a bug in the clock functionality incorporated in the system.” and will be fixed within 24 hours. Source: here

None of this affects me though, i’m off to play some XBOX…. woooh!

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true as fuck

Nope I’m not gonna turn that title around into actually proving that procrastination does sometimes pay… because it fucking doesn’t. I’ll refer you to this nice picture. I quit my job 2 months ago to concentrate on working for myself. The theory being if I had more time to myself I could do all the things I’ve been making nixer money off over the years but make a shit load more. Didn’t fucking happen. When before I was turning down nixers because a) I was working or b) I had a day off and I wasn’t gonna fucking do a stitch, it ran dry. I’ve had about 3 nixers and that isn’t really enough to pay the bills my friend. I then came up with a genius idea to make some money but it involves getting out there and getting people involved. Yet I just can’t seem to peel myself off the couch. I’m writting this with 2 days to go for rent. I need to go out there and sell my idea in 2 days what I had predicted would take a month. I’m even procrastinating sleeping by typing this blog. It probably makes as little fucking sense as sitting playing Call Of Duty: MW2 and hoping the jobs will just come in. By the wayadd my GamerTag: LamStock