The 10 Simple Rules For Dating
A cut out and keep list.
Rule #1 – Be a friend to the girl you want to date.
Rule #2 – Never hit on one of your friends.
Rule #3 – When a woman is feeling down in the dumps, give her a compliment.
Rule # 4 – NEVER compliment a woman when she’s feeling down in the dumps.
Rule #5 – It’s only ok to see other people if she says so.
Rule #6 – If she says it’s ok to see other people then it’s definitely NOT ok.
Rule #7 – When she asks about your ex-girlfriend be honest.
Rule #8 – NEVER tell the truth about your ex-girlfriends.
Rule #9 – It’s ok to spend the day down the pub with your mates if she has other plans.
Rule #10 – Always be available in case her plans get cancelled.
Follow these simple rules and you’ll surely be no closer to satisfying a woman than I am.
31 May, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Ah, simple rules, complex execution. Though they all have a large amount of truth in them. I don’t know why my luck with women has turned so sour lately. Maybe I should get rid of my dead rat collection?