My mate Dave just posted a blog about the 8 Chat Ups that never worked for him so I have decided to post ones that for some unknown reason actually DID work for me…
Here we go in no particular order…
8. Yes I do know HTML and I would be happy to do you’re college project for you.
7. We probably shouldn’t be chatting out here, you have a boyfriend.
6. What does my lip ring feel like when I kiss someone… I don’t know yet, want to see? (used on numerous occasions, mental note get lip pierced again)
5. Mind if I stick my tongue in your mouth and swirl it around?
4. We shouldn’t be dancing this close, your boyfriends sitting over there… let’s go to the toilets.
3. Sho are we gonna sssnog or wha? (while being completely pissed and uncharming)
2. You really shouldn’t have your head on my lap, your boyfriends upstairs (recurring theme, yes i’m a pig)
1. ARRRRRRGGGHGGGHHHHHHH! (screamed loudly in her face) Hi I’m Lam.



